What do you get if you all sit under a cow?
A pat on the head!

What kind of doctor treats ducks?
A quack!

What did the well-mannered sheep say to his friend at the gate?
After ewe!

Why did the ram that was following his girlfriend fall over the cliff?
He didn't see the ewe turn!

What do cows like to dance to?
Any kind of moosic you like!

Where do sheep get shorn?
At the baa baas!

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
A bullfrog!

What is a cow's favourite TV show?
Dr Moo!

Why should you never step on a frog?
Because you'll make him hopping mad!

What goes 'peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang'?
A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

How do you take a pig to hospital?
By hambulance!

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